August 28, 2007

Smooth. Like buttah.

I think I had the smoothest ride to the other side of the country in the history of the universe. Besides waking up at ass:30 AM (actually, it was about 4 AM, but same thing), it was a charmed journey. It turned out that one of my roommates happened to be going to the airport at the same exact time as me, so we shared a cab, which saved me monies. The plane boarded slightly ahead of schedule and, as the plane finished boarding, it dawned on me that I had the entire row all to myself. Unheard of, at least for me. So I was able to stretch out luxuriously and watch Season 1 of Project Runway in relative comfort. And then, THEN, the plane arrived 45 minutes early. After I collected my luggage, I had to wait mere minutes for the BART bus, and then only a minute or two for the train. There was a sketchy moment when two guys tried to "help" me buy my train ticket, but I politely yet firmly told them, "No, thank you, I know what I'm doing. I have it under control. NO, REALLY."

I have a feeling the universe is going to smack me upside the head on my return trip (which is the dreaded red-eye, and during which I never get a wink of sleep, thus making it miserable), but I'll try to be optimistic and believe otherwise. We'll see.

As we flew over Nevada, I gave people there a hearty mental wave. Helloooooo!

When I got into the city, Chris took me for food at Boogaloo's, where I had delicious eggs and andouille sausage and black beans and a corn muffin and tasty coffee and freshly squeezed orange juice. Then I watched The Fifth Element (eh) and kind of tried to nap, but San Francisco is really fucking loud, and so is the movie, so oh well. And now I have a pineapple-mango smoothie and another cup of coffee. Hopefully this, along with some melatonin tonight, will help me get on this-coast time. I not so good with time changes, unfortunately.

I have nothing on my agenda beyond that, and that's just fine with me.

Posted by thevieve at August 28, 2007 8:47 PM
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But....but...what about Muir Wood, Napa Valley,
Golden Gate Park, Scoma's, Union Square, Fisherman's Wharf, Pier 39, Alcatraz Island, Coast Highway, Cliff House, Nordstroms, Telegraph Hill, Alamo Square, the Painted Sisters, The Metreon, and etc.??????????

Posted by: John on August 28, 2007 11:25 PM

It all sounds wonderful, except for the dead pig and the Bruce Willis vehicle. I'm so jealous. :(

Say hello to all the post-gay bohemians at The Phone Booth for me. :)

Drunky

Posted by: Drunky McBoozelstein on August 30, 2007 5:30 AM
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