August 15, 2007

Ode to Robo

O Robitussin DM
How you cradle my phlegm-filled lungs,
Both suppressing and expectorating all apiece.
'Twould be witchcraft if ye were not as an angel.

O Robitussin DM
How you soothe my addled brow
And make me care not that I am watching
The most boring Twilight Zone episode of all time's ages.

O Robitussin DM
I sing your praises!
And await the hour of two and thirty,
When I might sup your nectar once again.

Posted by thevieve at August 15, 2007 12:51 PM
Comments

Ah, the wonders of dextromethorphan... I hear Robitussin makes a great mixer. :)

XOXO,
Drunky

Posted by: Drunky McBoozelstein on August 16, 2007 4:51 PM

Twould be witchcraft. You are hilarious. Hope you're feeling better!

Posted by: Colleen Gorman on August 18, 2007 8:29 AM
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