I am at home feeling a little sad and sorry for myself and a lot cranky (mostly hormonal, but also situational), and I ate a mess of chili and then fell asleep for about an hour, during which I had a nightmare, in which:
1. Someone who is very important to me made fun of me and deeply hurt my feelings
2. Someone also very important to me was very sick and sure to die very soon
3. Someone broke my heart.
Wham, bam, fuck you very much.
Posted by thevieve at June 15, 2007 10:18 PMA lot of people I know, including myself, have experienced bad chili induced dreams...I don't know if it's the spices or what. If you are planning on another post-meal nap, might I suggest OATMEAL. It induces the exact opposite of chili dreams. Warm and fuzzy. No one will make fun or you or hurt your feelings, in fact, people will most likely compliment you. No one will be sick, or if they are, they will magically get better. And lastly, people always, ALWAYS fall in love. No heart breaking. Oatmeal makes for happily ever after dreams. Throw out your canned beans and go and get some oats. Your psyche will thank you :)
Posted by: Emily on June 16, 2007 7:04 AM