The One... The Only... The Vieve

Can't see tits on the radio

I woke up this morning worrying about bounced checks and about my hard drive, which was being replaced by Apple and on which there might be some somewhat unsavory and sensitive data. If you see my ass or SS# on the interwebs, that's why.

Speaking of ass, that describes nicely how I feel at the moment. I've felt on the verge of some flu-y sickness for the past 2 weeks, and at this point I'd just like my immune system to get on with it already and give me the smackdown that is inevitably coming. I haven't been sick since early November, when I had strep throat, which is unheard of for me. Emergen-C and my trusty neti pot have kept the germs at bay, but now I feel like they're simply delaying the inevitable and I should just get sick now before it mutates into Ebola or some shit.

Plus, this weather is enraging me. I would like to get into bed now and wake up in May. That might be best for all concerned parties.