I just wanna sit on my ass all day.
In Curaçao, I've decided. At a little oceanside resort near a fishing village. Read, nap, drink cocktails, sit in the sun. Snorkel. Ride a little scooter and a mountain bike around the island.
No work, no snow. No homeless and/or mentally ill guys who drip chocolate ice cream all over the carpet or whip out their dicks in the hallway while waiting to use the bookstore's bathroom. No deleting commas or Googling "subxiphoid" to check whether it's a real word. (It is.) No freezing my nips off if they're not covered with fleece or wool.
Mmmm, flip-flops. Mmmm, sun. Mmmm, ocean. Mmmm. Heaven.
I also want a puppy. But that's a dream for another day.
Posted by thevieve at January 23, 2007 6:28 PM