So I went to Lush last night, after my weekly...thing, which I had missed last week and had two new people in it, and during which I said absolutely nothing, which left me feeling as woozy and weird and agitated and anxious as I had all day, and maybe moreso. I went to Lush and bought a bunch of the usual, including this and this, and also this and this. But I also bought something new: a bar of deoderant. I'm all about the natural deoderants, nothing new there--I've been buying Tom's of Maine for years. But this one has...patchouli in it. Seriously. I hate patchouli. Usually. Ever since my roommate sophomore year of high school rubbed it all over the walls because she was "allergic" to non-natural scents but something had to be done because her nasty soccer cleats and ancient Doc Martens had stunk up the place. I don't know what's different about this, but it doesn't smell like the usual patchouli smell. Maybe because it has some other scent in it? I really don't know.
All I know is that the label says "Happy Hippy Patchouli Pits!" and I'm rubbing it on my unshaved armpits. Oh sweet jebus. What is happening to me?
Posted by thevieve at May 11, 2006 7:53 AMDamn hippie.
Posted by: Bookdwarf on May 11, 2006 6:06 PM