April 18, 2006

Wait a minute, Mr. Postman

When I got home from work today, I saw that the only mail I got was a catalog and an overdue parking ticket reminder. This made me sad, and a little annoyed, so I started thinking about what I would like to get in the mail:

  • Love letters
  • Postcards
  • Another free New Yorker
  • Hair product samples (not from Dove, though; their hair products make me all itchy)
  • Cookies
  • Omaha steaks
  • My tax refund
  • A plane ticket to Belize, or Italy, or Greece, or Vietnam, or...I don't know; I'm not too picky
  • A mix CD
  • Books

And so on. See, Mr. Postman? There are so many other things to choose from. Why do you hurt me so?

Posted by thevieve at April 18, 2006 5:38 PM