April 5, 2006

Why today is stinky

  1. It's snowing out. Hard. (Spring, you're a terrible tease, you know that?)
  2. I got a $50 ticket this morning for street cleaning. (I've come to rely on you, BostonSweeper, and you totally let me down. What the hell?)
  3. Work is piling up, and I'm going to have to scramble today and tomorrow to get things done.
  4. I had to do something this morning that was so so disgusting, it made me want to throw up.
  5. My tummy hurts, and my legs ache, and it's all sort of mysterious, which makes me fixate on them, which probably makes them worse.
  6. I've gained about 5 pounds over the past month or so, and I feel bloated and disgusting.

Nyah. I'm going to go sit in a corner and eat some worms.

Posted by thevieve at April 5, 2006 11:05 AM
Comments

I'm so very curious about #4, but I don't want you to have to revisit the ick. XO.

Posted by: 'nette on April 5, 2006 10:49 PM
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