1. What is one supposed to do when the gay Starbucks guy has an obvious crush on one's boyfriend, and tries to woo him with free coffee (lattes, no less, not just plain old drip)? (I'm affecting a posture of bemused faux-jealousy, but that might change if I start finding coffee grounds in his underwear.)
2. What did the person who found my site searching for "how to make a masturbation device" actually find? (I'm a little scared of the answer to this, actually.)
3. Where is spring, and why is it not here yet? (Slippery little season.)
Posted by thevieve at March 22, 2006 3:24 PMThose aren't coffee grounds.
Posted by: cromulent on March 24, 2006 2:54 PMWait, then what...? Oh. Ew.
Posted by: Vieve on March 24, 2006 3:48 PMPoop! They're poop!
Get it?
Poop.
Posted by: cromulent on March 24, 2006 6:30 PMYou said "poop"!
Posted by: Vieve on March 25, 2006 3:51 PMThree interesting questions and I haven't got the answers to any of them! He wanted to know how to make a masturbation device? Shocking!
Posted by: Mike on March 29, 2006 9:26 AM