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Lazy list

I feel like I want to write something, but I'm not really up to crafting anything intricate, insightful, or even coherent today, so here is the lazy way out: a list of fun facts! Fun, I tell you! THEY ARE FUN.

1. My upstairs neighbor builds robots at MIT.
2. Fashion Bug stores are still amongst us. (And you can buy Jessica Simpson™ Jeans there. And yes, "Jessica Simpson" is trademarked, apparently. What are the ramifications of that? Do other Jessica Simpsons have to change their name? Maybe only if they sing treacly pop songs and...whatever else she does that differentiates her from other overexposed celebrities.)
3. I ran 3 miles in 27 minutes yesterday, and today I ran 3 miles in 26 minutes. Oh yeah.
4. Taradise, one of E!'s many fine programs (ahem), is much more annoying than it is entertaining.
5. Speaking of fine programs, the new season of The Amazing Race starts on Tuesday! Woooo!
6. I think I watch too much TV.
7. Neutrogena Norwegian Formula® Body Emulsion is the best moisturizer EVER.
8. I went to Whole Foods last night, and it doesn't have the nickname "Whole Paycheck" for nothin'.
9. There's a zucchini and an apple on the roof of the garage behind my house. I have no idea how they got there.
10. I was feeling a little down this morning, and so I put on my new sweater, my sexy jeans, and even some makeup. It didn't make me feel all better, but at least I look hott (until I rub my eyes and smudge my mascara, anyway).